babby Noun. A baby, child. [Northern & Midlands use. Dialect]
babe Noun. 1. Usually applied to a young attractive female but also said with reference to males. [Orig. U.S.]
2. An affectionate form of address.
babe magnet Noun. An attractive or sexually desirable male. [Orig. U.S.]
baboon Noun. An oaf, a fool.
baby batter Noun. Semen. Cf. 'baby gravy'
baby gravy Noun. Semen. Cf. 'baby batter'
baby's head Noun. A steak and kidney pudding. [North-west use]
backdoor Noun. A euphemism for the anus. [Orig. U.S.]
backhander Noun. A bribe.
backie Noun. A pillion ride on a bycycle.
back passage Noun. The rectum. {Informal}
back scuttle Noun. Anal intercourse.
Verb. To have anal intercourse.
backs to the wall

Phrs. A homophobic comment and warning to fellow heterosexuals that contact with a gay male is likely or happening. From the misconception that all gay males will endevour, or want to have anal intercourse with any male. Derog.
backy Noun. Abb. of tobacco. Another variation is Backo.
bacon sarnie Noun. Pakistani. Rhyming slang. See 'sarnie'.
bad Adj. Good, excellent. [Orig. U.S.]
bad egg Noun. A miscreant, a corrupt person, an untrustworthy person. Cf. 'good egg'.
badger Verb. To bother incessantly. E.g."Stop badgering her, she's not interested in buying another pair of your cheap trainers."
bad hair day Noun. 1. A day when one is unable to arrange one's hair into a satisfactory and pleasing style.
2. Used figuratively for a problematic and difficult day.
badly packed kebab Noun. The female genitals. [1990s]
bad mouth Verb. To insult or denigrate. [Orig. U.S.]
bad news Noun. A troublesome person.

24/7 Noun. All the time. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
ta! Exclam. Thank you! {Informal}
tab Noun. 1. Abb. of tablet. Drug culture expression.
2. A cigarette.
3. Ear. See 'tab-hang'. [dialect]
tab-end Noun. A cigarette butt.
tab-hang Verb. To eavesdrop. Heard as tab'ang. E.g."Stop tabhanging, and get on with your homework." See 'tab'. [Northern use/dialect?]
table-ender Noun. An act of copulation on or at a table.
tackle Noun. The male genitals. Implying their usefulness as equipment to complete a task. Cf. 'wedding tackle.'
tacky Adj. Of poor taste, lacking style. {Informal}
tactical chunder Noun. A bout of vomiting, self-administered to enable one to drink more alcohol. A pun on the expression tactical blunder. See 'chunder'.
tadger Noun. A penis. Usually affectionate usage. Cf. 'todger'. [1950s]
Taffy Noun. A Welsh person. Usually offensive. Derived either from the Welsh Dafydd, an equivalent name for David, or the River Taff. Also abbreviated to Taff.
tag Noun. A pseudonym or other identifying mark used as a signature by a graffitti artist.
tagnuts Noun. Faecal remnants that adhere to anal hairs.
tailor-made Noun. A factory produced cigarette, as opposed to a hand-rolled cigarette.
taint Noun. The perineum. Something of a pun, because it aint the anus, and it aint the vagina or balls.
take a chill pill Vrb phrs. To relax. See 'chill pill'.
take a dive Vrb phrs. To feign a foul or knockdown in sports.
take a hand to someone Vrb phrs. To tease, ridicule. Also make a hand. [Irish use]
take a hike Vrb phrs. To depart. Usually a demand by someone.
take a pop at (someone) Vrb phrs. To verbally or physically attack (someone). Also phrased as 'have a pop at (someone)'.
take a running jump! Exclam. A dismissive rebuff.
take it easy Vrb phrs. 1. Goodbye, a parting salutation.
2. Relax, don't get stressed.
take it up the arse/ass Vrb phrs. To be on the receiving end of anal sex. E.g."He took it up the arse and couldn't sit down for three days after."
take five Verb. Have a brief rest or respite from one's current activities.
take the biscuit Vrb phrs. To beat all competition, to take all the honours, usually said ironically or with surprise. {Informal}

I'll be buggered! Exclam. An exclamation of surprise.
I'll be buggered if... Exclam. There's no way. E.g."I'll be buggered if I'm going to help him after what he said about my sister."
I'll go to the foot of our stairs! Exclam. An exclamation of surprise. [Lancs/Yorks use]
in a bit! Exclam. Goodbye! See you later!

zapper Noun. A TV remote control unit.
zeppelins Noun. Women's breasts, usually implying of a large size. Probably abbreviated from a 'like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race'.
zilch Noun. Nothing, zero. [Orig. U.S.]
zip it Verb. Stop talking, shut up. Usually in the imperative. [Orig. U.S.]
zit Noun. A spot, pimple or boil on the skin. [Orig. U.S.]
zonked Adj. Worn out, tired. Also followed by out. E.g."Any chance we can have a rest? I can't go any further, I'm totally zonked."
zoot Noun. A marijuana/cannabis cigarette, a 'joint'.
Z's Noun. Sleep, a nap. Pronounced zeds. E.g."I think I'll get some z's before we leave."